A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'.

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'.

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger.

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

Y dnt lobsters shR?

Y dnt lobsters shR?

Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

Y dnt lobsters shR?

Y dnt lobsters shR?

Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria?

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria?
He hrd children wr half price.

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day

But I cdnt find NE.

For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO.

For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO.
No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?
It doesn't m@ter wot U cll him, he ain't gonna cum.

Y did T jelly baby go 2 school?

Y did T jelly baby go 2 school?

Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.

Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?

Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?

Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field!

Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?

Y did T farmer win a noBl prize?

Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field!

2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h@ on his chest. 2nd man says ''Th@'s nice.

2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. T 1st man places his h@ on his chest. 2nd man says ''Th@'s nice. 1st man says 'It's T least I cn do. We wr married for 25 years.'

Hw do U occupy an idiot

Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!

T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings

T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.

Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.

cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'

T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

Abracadabra

Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly!